Randoms

Howdy earthlings?…*lol always wanted to say that*…*snickers*….So, its been a really long week though, sorry for the silence…i was in hibernation…trying to get my groove back on…yeah just as… “How Stella got her groove back * dat movie..*wide smile*…anyways…me lost it and…well..apparently…still couldn’t find it so am not completely sane right now so you’ll excuse any uncalled fors..i would not be held responsible for anything i sprew ..so please take note…
People could be funny you know…completely..guys be getting pissed and going all hating on a girl they asked out and she refused, either you aint her type, or she doesn’t just like you or see you that way and maybe despite you both have been friends for ages and she not wanting to ruin the friendship by dating you…*true tho…some friendships are just meant to be that…”friendship”*… and she politely turns you down and still remains friends with you but now you hate on her and go all verbal…making everything ugly…eventually you cut off all comms and..tell your future children to spit on her future children if they do cross parts….just because she won’t go out with you..really?…who does that?
Now…in reverse…if gurls be hitting on a guy and she aint what they want…they don’t think twice…they don’t even think…they just tell her to F off…shooo..get going..take a hike …be gone..disappear or go into oblivion!!…they get extremely creative with the verbal terms and even brag about it with their friends…basically not caring about the girl’s feelings….they might even get some” and still tell you to GET!! And don’t remain friends with you again sef…smh…..A girl says No!! She is a bad person.. A guy says No!! Its cool….the mentally some people be having these days totally baffles me…quite annoying infact!!
You know when you wake up in the morning so refreshed and grateful for the gift of life….and all of a sudden remember that person that owes you money….Gadamit!!! Your blood boils ten times over….that person that was arrrghhhh!!…* was in the sense that you both were very good friends before the act of borrowing took place and since then the person has refused to return the money you stuck your bottom out there to borrow to the person and being heartless as the person is…you have tried in your entire being not to allow that grudging spirit cause a rift between you two…instead the person doesn’t even care…so emphasis on the “was”*…..instead, no return of calls, text and otherwise….choi my money eh!!…na so e carry go?…izzoria!!!…God you are seeing that..truelly your word doest lie oh…truelly the heart of man is desperately wicked!! Please borrow no man money…i repeat..borrow no man money …..*ok…well don’t mind me…just because i wouldn’t doesn’t mean you shoudnt…God loves a cheerful giver!!*winks*…….
New sayings….”If you want your friends to remember you…borrow money from all of them and run away…in years to come….your name would be in the sands of time….hehe..
What do men want?…by men here i mean both men and woman…so..maybe i should just say..what do humans want?
Answer..-they want everything.
The wants of man are insatiable…we don’t ever get filled…never satisfied. We want everthing and everthing we want…and more.
We want money…but don’t want to work for it…we don’t want to get all dirty and go through the pains of hard legit labour …to earn a good living…all we want is the snap of our fingers and the dough comes flying in…Dude this is not
Genie land…
We want a house, exotic cars, we want to travel abroad and own companies but refuse to want to pay the legit price to get it and yet we still desire for more if we get a few…you know in economics…the theory of diminishing returns?…yeah?…oh bogus!! *rolls eyes*…let me enlighten you…
The theory of diminishing returns in simple terms states that as more and more goods is being consumed…it would get get to a point when it at first is on the increase…but then it would decrease. You get?…No?..thought so…smh…..ok let’s go lame man explanation here…
Am a man, very very throat patched lips cracking dehydrated thirsty..i could die…and the sun is not helping matters…and i see a kiosk…i rush down and ask for cold water..the coolest…and because am so thirsty…i feel i could drink a gallon of water…so i bring out 500 naira and tell the seller to keep the pure water coming…i take 3 satchets without blinking hurriedly,no space inbetween…still thirsty…i drink 2 more now i blink, not too hurriedly,..slower …now somewhat still thirsty, i ask for one more…i take sips,..after every five minutes and eventually…nothing can go in..am full…no more water,..thirst guag…100 and 10 percent…am on lock down..” As more and more goods are been consummed..water…my thirst that was in the increase suddenly decreases..am no more thirsty”…..compre-endo?….jezz i hope you do!!
Point is, man is a far cry from this theory…we don’t ever get to that point when we are trully satisfied at what we have…we would always make space for one-two-twenty-a thousand more things…and that’s when we begin to cross the line of legit and illegal means,…covert and actually take what’s not yours…depriving the less previleged,..refusing to give a helping hand to another or even stepping down so someone could enjoy a little of what is up there…..basically…the Nigerian society is divided into the haves and have not..where the haves keep having and the have not…remain in a state of poverty….sad bit….don’t get me wrong….of course…i want things..oh…what?…be basking in the bahamas beach and be checking out some freshness while i’ll be sipping water, ice cubes and sliced lemon in it… =)) ˚°. ◦hahahaha .
_\\_! For real though!!
On a lighter note…some rules to live by…
Rule number one….don’t do to another person what you wouldn’t want him to do to you..!because payback is bitch..she stings like a bee.
Rule number two…Never ever underestimate the quiet ones…they might be your worst nightmare!…i assume you are familiar with the saying “the quiet ones na bad pass..?..well …not always true…doesn’t mean you shouldn’t keep your eyes open and not watch your back.
Rule number three….eight letters, three words…”I love you”…don’t use it unless you mean it because someone could get seriously hurt!…i don’t just mean heart wrecking hurt…we got some badass…demonishing agency of bone breaking groups to help just incase *winks…devil’s grin*
Rule number four….Never settle for less just because you see your window of opportunity closing…you’ll only live to regret it. Don’t worry, something beautiful would come your way..you’ll be amazed.
Rule number 5….smile alwayz…brings out the beauty in you..do not let live weigh you down…how strong you are depends on how many times you can get up when live beats you down
Rule number six….dance like this…(‘,’~) (~’,’)~ \(‘-‘\) (/’-‘)/ \(‘-‘\) (/’-‘)/ ε(‾^‾)з \(‾^‾)/ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ …lols…you would be happy afterwards…i swear!! I just did it!
P.S….You do know that i got nothing but love for you right?..Honest!!! *smiles*

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