ALOHA EARTHLINGS!!!

Hello my lovelies. how are you doing?

Good?

Wonderful?

Great?

Awesome !!!! whatever rocks your boat.

Glad to have that pleasantry out of the way. you would agree it was a totally drag…*phew*. now back to itty-bitty chit-chat between grown up adults…which i know i am one but i don’t know about you but lets just assume you are one right? OK coolies.

So yes, we are….well i am…yours truelly..huhun AWESOME THAT I AM…..would be doing something really different …so yes bare with me….you see…..wha…hol’up! yeah i noticed you noticed the ‘am awesome part’…yeah so? i am awesome like that. don’t hate the player…player. just hate the game…its less stressful. Tssk wait let me school you…being i am badass like that….ama divulge some family teaching to you…..you see, my mama says…*pauses..and thinks*……was it my mama or i heard it or read it somewhere sef?…….rubs jaw*…sha just go with it…..my mama says that….we should learn to boost yourself even when no one is around to or no one does it at all. she says…’baby! you should learn to feel good about yourself. aint nobody gonna love you better than you’ll gonna love you. no one’s gonna do a better job than you’ll do.

see my mama is wise. i heed to those words.

so dudes,lass…gents and ladies…ya’all should listen as a good atta boiz and gals that you are…..to feel good about yourself too. when no one is feeling you up……*perverted bastards! i don’t mean that*…..i meant …checking you out some and telling you just how wonderful, amazing and good person you are…you could take that mantle yourself and do it right. now don’t get it twisted. am not talking about being proud…and just saying…giving yourself a lil boost, an encouragement…knowing say for instance you look good when you step out of that door. after all, confidence and being you is the new sexy. so you don’t let no body talk you down….or make you feel worthless. besides, you were and are made in the image and likeness of God, so you awesome. if they insist on shii…you could flip a bird up in their faces. what? well yeah. they asking for it. …mean? dude c’m on.

see some fools like to go all maniac…so my friend, if things get ugly…a manual reset ‘SLAP’ aint gonna be that bad now would it. ohh come on! no one is above some manual reset. we get resetted everytime, by our mamas, papas, sisters, friends, brothers, gangsters…even madea thinks its a corrective process to returning kids back to their sanity. and it works. just ask MADEA.  what….too extreme? tha hell is wrong with you?… damn!!

what you murmuring there eh? i hear you. oh you think am all nigger raw and shii right. FINE!! i know what you thinking. and yes aint nothing wrong with being all religious and do it the Christian way… ok fine. that could work. smile and wave and be bitch-slapped on the right chick and left….bla bla bla. *rolls eyes*. what ever makes sleep at night. so there! have fun!….i’ll still do me…..*and no..not in that context. black corrupted mind that you have. spoilt child. chai!!!

ok so back to what i was trying to say before i was rudely interrupted by …you!!….*doing dagger eyes at you*. i was saying that….ama be doing something different…just for a lil while. ama be dugging up some writeups i did over the years…..kinda just thought…hey…would be nice to have all of them here.

so its a mixture of short stories, poems and what not….totally a bust of random emotions in characters, scenes,people’s experiences, events….er..em…joy, sadness, hate, regrets, love, happiness eceteras….*hmmmm…one-liners….nice. damon salvatore sure rubbed off real good. hehe*…..so em….its gonna be featured here…..its a twist of generality, atmospheric tensions and simplicity. basically just keep an open mind….let it come to you..’.’it’ meaning understanding. lols..just had to say that.

but hope the drift was well received? OK don’t answer that. your lack of understanding would be your own undoing. cant hate me. *tongue out*…

i would term it……DEPTH!

I  dont know why i came up with that though but hey….so no questions. i get to ask it around here. so DEPTH…as a noun…excluding every other meaning and taking that which relates to what matters to me…*snickering*….’profound thought. or deep thoughts.’..strenght of emotion’. so yes!…..so em….DEPTH….begins in 5…4….3…2….1.

……………………………………………………..really?….you think i’ll just do that now?………ok. keep scrolling now…otondo!!.

 

 

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